Here we go…

May 7

• Iron Man 2 – Wealthy bachelor spends his money on a suit that makes him a super hero.  Yeah, it’s Batman with more drinkin.  Just as awesome, though.

May 14

• Robin Hood – There have been a bazillion Robin Hood movies, but my fav is still the Disney version with foxes.  Russell Crowe takes the lead here, so expect lots of scowling.
• Just Wright – Rom Com starring Queen Latifah and Common.  I’m guessing “common” will be used a lot in the reviews.
• Letters to Juliet – Another movie for the ladies.  But won’t most of them be watching Russell Crowe?

May 21

• MacGruber - Hey look! A 30-sec SNL skit brought to the big screen.  Because that’s worked so well before.
• Shrek Forever After – Is the milk from this cow green?

May 28

• Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time – Movie based on a video game.  Bruckheimer moved to this franchise after Pirates of the Caribbean ran its course.  And hey, that was based off a ride.  This has gotta be better, right?
• Sex in the City 2 – Zombies attack a shopping mall or two.

June 4

• Get Him to the Greek – An R-rated, Judd Apatow comedy.  Expect lots of dick jokes.
• Killers - Ashton Kutcher movie that sort of looks like Mr. & Mrs. Smith.  Only really lame.
• Marmaduke - Yeah. that dog from the Sunday Funnies.  More like Marmapuke, amiright?
• Splice - Adrien Brody stars in a Sci-Fi cloning thriller.  Looks better than everything else this weekend.

June 11

• The A-Team – Proof Hollywood will reboot anything.
• The Karate Kid – No, my bad.  This is the proof.  Will Smith’s kid stars in this.  Seriously.

June 18

• Jonah Hex - I know nothing of the comic, but the trailer makes it look interesting.  Josh Brolin tries to look like a cowboy and Megan Fox tries to look pretty.  Both succeed.
• Toy Story 3 – Best movie of the summer?

June 25

• Grown Ups – Adam Sandler comedy about a bunch of kids getting together after 30 years for a reunion.  Could be funny.
• Knight & Day – Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz in a spy comedy.  I know nothing else about this.

June 30

• Twilight Saga: Eclipse – The adventures of Sparkles and Teen Wolf continue.

July 2

• The Last Airbender – The anime was incredible.  Let’s hope M Night doesn’t screw it up.  From the trailers, he got the look right.  Here’s hoping the story holds up.

July 9

• Despicable Me – Animated 3D yarn.  Can’t be all bad.
• Predators - I don’t know if this is a reboot or a sequel or what.  I just hope it’s awesome.

July 16

• Inception - This is that Leonardo DiCaprio movie that makes no sense.  Guess we’ll figure it all out in July.
• The Sorcerer’s Apprentice – Yeah, a live-action version of the Disney classic.  Wonder if there will be dancing brooms?  The music better not suck.

July 23

• Dinner for Schmucks - Steve Carell comedy.  That’s all I know.
• Romona and Beezus – G-rated kids movie based on a Beverly Cleary book.  I think there’s an empty tomb in this one.
• Salt - Angelina Jolie plays a spy seeking her nemesis, Peppa.

July 30

• Beastly - Bah.  This is a teen flick and not a new X-Men movie.
• Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore – /facepalm

August 6

• The Other Guys – Will Ferrel and Mark Wahlberg in a buddy cop comedy.  Trailer looks hilarious.
• Step-Up 3D - Crappy dancing movie in 3D.  Excited?

August 13

• Eat, Pray, Love – Julia Roberts movie.  The full title is “Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman’s Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia.”  I bet she won’t find a good burger.
• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World – Michael Cera movie.  From that, you probably know everything.
• The Expendables – Stallone, Statham, Lundgren, Rourke, Willis, Schwarzenegger.  This movie might make you a man.  Even the ladies.

August 20

• Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang – This is a sequel, right?
• The Switch – Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston Rom Com about artificial insemination.  That’s a funny topic, right?
• Takers - Heist movie.  Looks like a poor man’s Ocean’s 11

August 27

• Going the Distance – Drew Barrymore rom com about long distance relationships.  It also stars Justin Long, so it’s gonna be like a Mac-meets-pretty-PC commercial.
• The Last Exorcism – until the sequel.
• Piranha 3D – Finally! A movie using 3D to its fullest potential.

And that’s it.  Odds on best of the summer?

Best Picture

• AVATAR

• THE BLIND SIDE

• DISTRICT 9

• AN EDUCATION

• THE HURT LOCKER

• INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS

• PRECIOUS

• A SERIOUS MAN

• UP

• UP IN THE AIR

For those that didn’t know, there are ten nominees for Best Picture (the only category with that number).  Some great movies in that list, but I’m ecstatic to see District 9 in there.

You can find the rest of the nominees HERE.

Here we go…

#10) The Blind Side – $193M (and counting)
Touching story, but probably won’t be remembered long.

#9) Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs – $196M
I’ve had this on Blu-Ray for weeks but haven’t had a chance to watch it. Maybe I can finally check it out this weekend.

#8) Monsters Vs. Aliens – $198M
Absolute garbage. Avoid this if you’ve been spared a viewing.

#7) Star Trek - $258M
This movie set the standard for all future franchise reboots. I’ve heard that even non-Trek fans love this. It’s fantastic.

#6) Avatar - $269M (and counting)
Avatar is still pulling in over $70M per weekend. It could easily turn out to be #1 of the year. More on it below…

#5) The Hangover – $277M
One of the funnier R-rated comedies in years. I’m off to Vegas next week, so I may have to watch this again before I go.

#4) The Twilight Saga: New Moon – $284M
I am so excited for this on DVD. With the additional Rifftrax soundtrack, I fully expect another two hours of pure comedy gold.

#3) Up - $293M
Pixar once again shows their genius. Go rent this.

#2) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – $302M
Only one more movie (split in two) left. At this point, I’m more interested to see where the careers of the Potter kids go.

#1) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen – $402M
We’re to blame for this. Bastards.

(Thanks BoxofficeMojo)

My Favorites:

Of all the films I enjoyed in 2009, these fall into what I consider a “Must See.” In order:

Taken: Fantastic movie with Liam Neeson as Mr. BadAss. I challenge you to not get emotionally wrapped up in the story. It’s intense. Even on a second viewing, the ending still got me.

Up: There is no dialog in the first ten minutes. By minute eleven, you’ll be in tears. Brilliant storytelling like this needs to be seen.

Avatar: Go see this in 3D before it leaves the theaters. You’ve never experienced anything like it. I’ve seen it twice and still want to see it again.

District 9: Where Avatar showed you can make a good movie with gobs of cash, District 9 proved you could do the same with only $30M. It uses the elements of Sci-Fi as a thin wrapper over deep, human themes that hit a little close to home.

So that wraps up the year. There are a few rumblings of Oscar nominees and I don’t think I’ve seen any of them. That will be my project for January.

See everyone in 2010.

Read it here.

*drool…

See the rest here: (Ain’t it Cool News)

TRON:Legacy — Click me for HD QT

The series consists of three seasons (literally, Act I, II, and III) of 20 episodes each.  I wrapped up the series over the weekend and I came away very satisfied.  Not only does the main storyline have a distinct beginning, middle, and end – each and every character goes through a solid story arc.  There are episodes in season 3 that wrap up subplots from season 1 I had forgotten about. It is so great to watch such a wonderfully crafted story.  And so unfortunately rare.

Since this is a movie blog and not a one for kids TV shows, let me end with some movie news.  M. Night Shyamalan is adapting the story into a live action movie for next summer.  M. Night has a lot of crap for which he owes penance and I have no idea how he’s going to fit three seasons into two hours.  My doubts are understated.  Nonetheless, this one’s on my radar for next summer.

Check it out: