Side Rant: I realize that I’m now the poster boy of why studios put trailers on the first track of the DVD. However, this new trend of not being able to skip those trailers is getting very annoying. There are “next track” and “disc menu” buttons on my remote. Please let me use them.
Before said trailer, I’d never heard of Appleseed: Ex Machina. Apparently, this is the second film in the series (based on a Japanese comic). I didn’t know that until later, but this movie stands fine on its own. I enjoyed it so much, I’ll go and catch the first one soon.
Not knowing anything about it, I went in expecting typical Japanese anime. And that’s exactly what I got. Giant utopian city set in a post-apocalyptic world? Check. Giant Robots? Check. Guys who look like pretty girls? Check.
I also didn’t know that John Woo helped produce it. So in addition to a typical anime, I also got a typical John Woo flick. Heroes firing dual-wielded pistols while jumping in slow motion? Check. Bullet tracking? Check. Doves? Check.
So yeah, the movie is one giant cliché. If you’ve never seen an anime or a John Woo film, then this might all be new. If that’s you, your list of “must watch” movies just increased dramatically, so you got other things to worry about. “But John,” you say. “You said this was good.” Appleseed: Ex Machina is mindless, cheesy, and convoluted, but it’s also a hell of a lot of fun. That animation I mentioned earlier? It’s unbelievable. I’m not sure if my words can do it justice, but it looks like hand-drawn CGI with lighting, shadows, and particle effects. It’s worth seeing just for that. Download a trailer off the internet. You’ll see what I mean.
If giant mechs piloted by girly men ain’t your thing, I can’t blame you. But if you just bought the Costco Tub o’ Popcorn and are looking for something to go with it, this’ll do nicely.